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This Is How We Do Bowling in London!

Sooooo yeah…here’s a picture of my crotch. Not awkward at all. Just soak it in and let it happen.

GODZILLA RAWR!

You can not contain Godzilla. You can only delay his inevitable arrival.

To be fair…considering how much I drink, it was only a matter of time before you saw my crotch.  Just consider yourselves lucky I was wearing underwear 😉 And for those of you wondering, my wardrobe malfunction did NOT prevent me from finishing our bowling game. The rip in my jeans just gave me more ventilation since I was on fire.

“Lana I’ve Found The Danger Zone and It’s In Pants!”

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It’s Kind of Like Godzilla vs Tokyo…Except in London

This is London

And this is me

…well not quite. But a body double will have to do for now.

I’ll be honest. I hate writing intro posts. In fact I hate expository writing in general. I can barely write a coherent paragraph let alone piece together a meaningful blog entry meant to introduce a new website to the blogosphere. In light of that information, my overall “gross” incompetence, I’ll try and keep this post short and brief.

This site, as I’m sure you’ve recognized already, is called London Philosophy a blog created to chronicle my upcoming year abroad in London. As your loyal narrator, I’ll be writing various posts on the oddities of life in the UK, going to school in London, and the intoxicated shenanigans that I get into along the way.